Calvin's quotes

1. This is the most remarkable thing about life. It is never so bad that it can't get worse.

2. It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

3. I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

4. My life needs a rewind/erase button.

5. Do I need to have an explanation for everything I do?

6. Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words!

7. I have got loads of common sense, I just choose not to use it!

8. There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

9. I've decided to stop caring about things. If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you DON'T care, nothing matters, so you're never upset. From now on my rallying cry is 'So WHAT?!'

10. Calvin: "Why can't I stay up late? You guys can! IT'S NOT FAIR!"
    Dad: "The WORLD isn't fair, Calvin."
    Calvin: "I know, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?"

11. Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

12. The strange thing about the past is that it keeps coming back.